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19 February 2007

Trump Deported Our Family Dog

UncleChuckNote>  This is a true story, no names have been changed to protect anyone but the dog.
The following was written by CoCo my Grandson's Family dog from Colombia. Forgive the all lower case, he doesn't know how to handle the shift key and peck the other keys at the same time...

my name is coco, 
 i am not a terrerisst, i am a 5 pnd toy min-pin. all i wntd 2 do was see my momy in florida.  i came with my daddy from colombia and landed at miami airprt at 1pm on saturday. my daddy was given all the right paper by avianca airlines 2 fill out in colombia so he could bring me 2 the usa.  
i have dun ths many times b4 but ths time so-called president trumps brder gards sed the same papers i always travel wit wr not in ordr, sed sumthin abt a ban on terrerissts.  

do i look like a terrerisst.

they took me away frm my daddy n put me in a cage fer 12 hours witout food r water r even a potty break.  i was very stressed, i may hve piddled a littl.
they sent my daddy away til avianca paid a big a fine 4 bringin me here with the wrong paper.   
then they made my daddy come back at 2am the next day so i could go potty while a armed brder gard watched, so embarrasing. 
then they made my daddy take me back 2 colombia.  
we were takn 2 the plane by a armed brdr gard. 
the plane cud not land in bogota so it went 2 some place calld cali but cud not land there ether so it wnt back 2 bogota n let us off the plane at 2pm in the aftrnun.  
my daddy n me wer very tired n stressed n almost crashed on the 1 n haf hour drive back 2 our home in medellin.  

can somebody please help me, i just want 2 see my momy.

We will be starting a kickstarter campaign to finance CoCo's and his Daddy's legal and other bills when they sue Avianca and so-called president trump for causing all this trouble.

Anyone know a good Colombian Lawyer? 

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